Things you'd like to say at work(sometimes) . .. but ca

- And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- It sounds like english but i can't understand a word you are saying
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I don't know what your problem is but i bet it's hard to pronounce
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- I have plenty of talent and vision but today I can't be bothered
- i can see your point but I still thnk you are full of it.
- What an I? fly paper for freaks
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- I like you. you remind me of when i was young and stupid
- Thank you. we are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paycheck.

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