How to lose your job as a TV interviewer!
Sorry guys - I do know this is a mainly male forum, be warned this might make you wince :!:
Me :?: I laughed too :twisted:
n wifey in a wheelchair too
talking about not being able to fondle his testicles
A set up methinks?
Anyway she shoulda got them incorperated into a set of worry beads
or one of those chinese? :oops: thinnnys
:roll: Erm, cough
I seem to recall similar to "clackers" ie two hard ping pong sized balls on a string.
(Which would have been another option for her)
Except a shorter string and designed for intimate insertion.
Dont ask
but I seen them for sale on tinternet so it must be true
:roll: Erm, cough
I seem to recall similar to "clackers" ie two hard ping pong sized balls on a string.
(Which would have been another option for her)
Except a shorter string and designed for intimate insertion.
Dont ask
but I seen them for sale on tinternet so it must be true
Oh you mean 'duo balls' i think - You can get them at Ann Summers parties if they are still going??? I've seen the shops but haven't been invited to a party for a while :( my friends must have gone all grown up and boring (or married!!!)
Heg's you on fire today!
Spider1V - :lol:
:roll: Erm, cough
I seem to recall similar to "clackers" ie two hard ping pong sized balls on a string.
(Which would have been another option for her)
Except a shorter string and designed for intimate insertion.
Dont ask
but I seen them for sale on tinternet so it must be true
Marcus - go on why? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Spider1V
Believe it or not I was looking for pigeon spikes on this super duper firewalled paranoid level protected work computer.
and i got referred to a chinese? website selling all sorts of stuff, incl the above :roll:
Honest
Believe it or not I was looking for pigeon spikes on this super duper firewalled paranoid level protected work computer.
and i got referred to a chinese? website selling all sorts of stuff, incl the above :roll:
Honest
OH REALLY????? :wink:
Spider1V- 8)
You know,
for the barely clad ladies in high heels to stride round in while spiking pigeons to death on stage.
Sort of Ozzie Osbourne meets Madam Whiplash
You know,
for the barely clad ladies in high heels to stride round in while spiking pigeons to death on stage.
Sort of Ozzie Osbourne meets Madam Whiplash
Hmmm sound rather nice.... what the URL??? :lol:
Spider1V - too long away from his 'G' spot :(
You know,
for the barely clad ladies in high heels to stride round in while spiking pigeons to death on stage.
Sort of Ozzie Osbourne meets Madam Whiplash
Hmmm sound rather nice.... what the URL??? :lol:
Spider1V - too long away from his 'G' spot :(
marcus wrote:You know,
for the barely clad ladies in high heels to stride round in while spiking pigeons to death on stage.
Sort of Ozzie Osbourne meets Madam Whiplash
Hmmm sound rather nice.... what the URL??? :lol:
Spider1V - too long away from his 'G' spot :(
Amazingly this link started with a guy who had the misfortune to lose his testicles - you two are demonstrating that you both still obviously have got yours :!:
Spider1V wrote:marcus wrote:You know,
for the barely clad ladies in high heels to stride round in while spiking pigeons to death on stage.
Sort of Ozzie Osbourne meets Madam Whiplash
Hmmm sound rather nice.... what the URL??? :lol:
Spider1V - too long away from his 'G' spot :(
Amazingly this link started with a guy who had the misfortune to lose his testicles - you two are demonstrating that you both still obviously have got yours :!:
Oh yeah, baby! :twisted:
Spider1V - made of steel.....
Funny enough when we first met Denise informed me that she felt my testicles should be surgically removed, cyrogenetically stored and only refitted when required, by her I would have to presume.
I cannot whether this was before or after she told me about the dream where I ran away with another woman , but it was all right because she found us and pushed us over a cliff. Or was that a plan?
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