Retirement party (safe)

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At the ships Captains retirement party

"Harry, you've been a first rate Steward on my vessel for the past 25 years, through thick and thin. And I thank you for your loyalty. However, there's one thing that has puzzled me all these years, and now seems the ideal time to ask. Each morning you have brought me a cup of tea up onto the bridge, and no matter how rough the seas, you've never spilt a drop. How ?"

"It's quite simple, Cap'n. As I leave the galley, I take a big mouthfull of tea. That way I can control the cup better if the sea is rough. I just return the tea to your cup as I enter the bridge..................."